You Know You're A Gleek When...

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1. The only words in Spanish you know are “no me gusta” and “cosas malas”
2. You’ve seen both seasons more times than you want to admit”
3. You follow the entire cast on twitter
4. Your blog is 90% glee 
5. you own/made a Born This Way shirt
6. you learned how to play “my cup” on the guitar the day it came out
7. brittana …wut? 
8. you watch glee every day
9. you buy everything glee
10. you are going to see Glee Live 3D!
11. you “go all Lima heights” when someone insults the show or your OTP
12. you’ve never missed an episode of glee
13. you use glee quotes in your everyday conversations
14. you have every glee song on your ipod
15. everything is glee and nothing hurts
16. you’ve seen glee live
17. Tuesday is the best day of the week
18. instead of saying omg, you say omglee
19. you say “preach” on a regular basis and do the Artie wave
20. you want to be friends with at least one person from the cast
21. you know that Dianna, Mark, Naya, Jane, and Jessalyn are nothing like their characters
22. you watch re-runs just as religiously as you watch the new episodes
23. you want to get slushied
24. you “like” pretty much anything on your tumblr dashboard that has to do with glee
25. finchel … wut?
26. you follow fashionofglee.tumblr.com and buy clothes worn on glee
27. every time you hear a song glee has covered, you say, “I like the glee version better.”
28. you refer to all the cast members by their first names, even when talking to non-gleeks
29. You hear the word “cheerios” and immediately think of cheerleaders not cereal
30. you have glee posters all over your room
31. you write glee fanfic
32. glee is not just a tv show
33. Klaine …wut?
34. courage
35. you call people “limalosers” on a daily basis
36. you flail when you see the cast on tv, magazines, hear them on the radio, or anywhere really
37. wemma …wut?
38. you’re counting down the days until season 3 starts
39. you know the name of every single glee episode
40. the cast makes you question your sexuality
41. people start telling you that you are too obsessed with glee
42. you wish your school had a glee club
43. you watched the pilot over and over again while you were waiting for the second episode to air
44. you ship any of the characters and flail when you see the actors together
45. you follow more glee related blogs on tumblr than any other type of blog
46. you have considered all kinds of ships that the show has never indicated
47. quick …wut?
48. you read glee fanfic
49. someone plays the original song and you sing the glee version
50. you know every single dance reference in the “my life would suck without you” performance
51. you rewound and watched the “don’t rain on my parade” performance multiple times
52. you’re walking in the hall and a glee song starts playing and you imagine yourself doing a song and dance number
53. you hear a random song and wonder who in the club would sing what part
54. you love and hate RIB
55. you are all coffee and no omelet
56. tater tots
57. you know that brittany’s name is written as BRITTANY and not BRITNEY
58. you say mike chang’s name in brittany’s voice
59. you know that dolphins are just gay sharks
60. you follow, like, and reblog you-know-youre-a-gleek.tumblr.com
61. you can recite every line of an episode like it’s your job
62. you know that broccoli is where a family of gummy bears live
63. you have a glee song as your ringtone
64. you can name the glee episode playing within the opening scene
65. glee is on, your friends know to only speak during commercials
66. you live in the UK and Monday is the best day of the week
67. someone asks if you’re straight, and you reply automatically with “the only straight I am is straight up bitch”
68. you visualize a mailman getting hit with a car to “cool off”
69. the music in your itunes is 99% glee
70. you ship sam and brittany just because they kissed at Rachel’s house playing spin the bottle, while drunk
71. you’ve gone to a store and saw something that was worn on the show, so you bought it too
72. you went to see “i am number 4” just because Dianna Agron is in it
73. you listen to glee songs every day
74. your most played song on itunes is from glee
75. you know the “naya dance”
76. you can never look at grilled cheese the same way again
77. you ride an emotional roller coaster during each episode
78. you have carefully considered your options before deciding on puckleberry, finchel, or faberry
79. you make a suggestion in my ask
80. you can name all the warblers and tweet the actors regularly
81. you have a crush on any of the glee boys
82. you kick a chair when you are mad just like finn
83. you want to be a member of the Warblers
84. your heart aches when your OTP isn’t together… at the moment
85. you’re supposed to hate Quinn Fabray but you can’t help but lover her
86. you can recite the Kliss scene by heart
87. all you care about is klaine and you forget that you are STILL single
88. you buy every glee DVD the exact day it comes out
89. you took a photo of yourself doing a gleek pose
90. you watch the glee project just to see the mentors from the glee cast
91. you pray to grilled cheesus
92. you’re gleesexual… boys and girls they’re all so freaking HOT
93. you compare things in your life to the show
94. someone calls you a ‘loser’ and you mentally reply ‘one day you’ll all work for me’
95. you see a red and blue striped tie and automatically think of the warblers
96. it rains and you go outside and sing ‘singin in the rain/umbrella’
97. you miss parties/other social events to watch glee
98. no matter how upset you are, glee is the one thing that can always cheer you up
99. glee has changed your life
100. you can’t get songs from glee out of your head
101. you want Chord Overstreet to stay on glee
102. Fabrevans …wut?
103. you have glee marathons at least once a week
104. you turn on the tv an hour before glee starts just so you dont miss the first few seconds
105. you see a black haired girl and a blonde girl and automatically you think BRITTANA
106. no matter how many times you see a certain episode, you still cry
107. every time you hear “Mercedes” you no longer think of the car even if it’s a car commercial
108. Faberry …wut?
109. you wish you could sing so that you could perform all of the glee numbers
110. YOU MATTER
111. July 3rd is a day you will never forget. Brittana/Heya kiss
112. don’t cut the Chord
113. THEY FUCKING KISSED
114. you convert your friend to being one too
115. you get excited to tell people why you love glee
116. you hear any glee song and can describe exactly what was going on in that scene
117. you don’t have to come from Lebanon to be Lebanese
118. out of the 1000 songs on your ipod, you can get 10 glee ones in a row on shuffle
119. every time you see a headband you think of Rachel’s song
120. you see/get slushies, you think of glee
121. you purchase “Loser Like Me” and blast it at home alone and sing it out loud
122. you see something porcelain and think of Sue’s pet name for Kurt
123. you have only the glee version of songs and not the originals on your ipod
124. you walk into Gap and expect a bunch of guys in blazers to break out into “When I Get You Alone”
125. Monchele …wut?
126. every time someone calls you a loser you hug them like they found your missing gay shark
127. you are going to see “monte carlo” only because Cory Monteith is in it
128. you watched the original Rocky Horror so you could relate to the Rocky Horror Glee Show
129. Puckleberry …wut?
130. you know what episode of glee it is based only on what rachel is wearing
131. you can name all the warblers
132. you listen to the glee christmas album all year round
133. you had a mental breakdown because glee didn’t go to your country
134. you know that one of mark’s hobbies is ornithology
135. jenga jenga jenga jenga je-jeng-jenga!
136. you know the name of every Brittana locker scene
137. Achele …wut?
138. you can no longer tell the difference between heya and brittana
139. you and your best friend across the country talk on the phone and re-watch old episodes together
140. you hear the word “Puckleberry” you don’t think it’s a new fruit
141. you live in Philippines, and Wednesday is the best day of the week
142. you can watch Duets over and over again and not get tired of it
143. you know the flaw that each character has written on their shirt from the born this way episode
144. Heya = Brittana
145. you sometimes forget that most of the music sung by the glee cast is not originally sung by them
146. you are emotionally attached to the characters
147. Naya Rivera is your captain
148. gold stars are kind of your thing
149. you would give anything to be part of the New Directions
150. you start thinking that maybe Drizzle is not such a terrible name for a baby
151. you know all the latest news concerning glee and the actors
152. Salgron …wut?
153. you feel depressed without a daily dose of glee
154. you want to do the safety dance every time you go to the mall
155. you know Lea Michele’s last name
156. your friends start watching glee just to see why you are so obsessed with it
157. you have random glee merchandise you never use
158. you become a fan of an artist/band because glee did a cover of one of their songs
159. you have dressed up as one of the glee characters for halloween
160. you have multiple videos and pictures of the brittana kiss saved on your computer
161. Heya ….wut?
162. you have at least one glee t-shirt
163. you work 4 hours a day, 3 times a week, and are a shoo in to be promoted during the christmas season
164. you watch the glee project
165. you can identify the non-glee versions of songs instantly
166. you often find yourself saying “cheerios” instead of “cheerleaders”
167. you have lost all respect for someone after they say naya rivera “isn’t that great”
168. you know how mono turned into stereo
169. you know that Lea Michele is most like her character
170. you joins rps to make your OTP canon
171. you have threatened people by telling them you have razor blades hidden in your hair
172. you refer to making out with your girlfriend as getting on your sweet lady kisses
173. you own an L shaped foam finger
174. you’re so depressed about glee not being on you just avoid your tv on tuesdays
175. you want “Bohemian Rhapsody” to play while you give birth
176. you know Brittana’s locker scenes by heart
177. you’ve watched every single klaine skit
178. you’re not afraid of the dentist because you think you will have your musical revelation
179. you tell your friends that your favorite Warbler is someone other than Darren and they look at you like “Who else is there other than Darren?” and you walk off like: “I’m more of a gleek than you!”
180. your family, friends and even people you barely know, know that you love glee
181. You listen to the glee radio
182. likes girls
183. someone asks you what your favorite episode is and you name one, then decide on another one, then another and another and you keep going until you realized you’ve named all episodes
184. you go to tumblr expecting your fellow shippers to make your day
185. glee is the only music you will ever buy
186. you write a college essay about the show and get a free ride to said school based on said essay
187. samcedes ….wut?
188. someone calls you a loser, you take that as a compliment
189. you love the entire cast and you don’t want anyone to leave
190. “Finchel”, “Puckleberry”, “Brittana”, “Fabrevans”, and “Klaine” are all saved on auto correct
191. you don’t remember what your life was like before glee
192. you cry over the fact that Quick isn’t together
193. you see a dancing Asian and automatically think of Mike Chang
194. you blame ryan murphy for all the problems in your life
195. you’re waiting for the emmy nominations with fingers crossed
196. you’re going to see The Smurfs for Jayma Mays and Neil Patrick Harris… and plan to yell “its Emma!” or “it’s Bryan Ryan!” when they come on-screen
197. you are going to miss Rachel’s insanity
198. likes boys
199. you know that brittana is on, it always was on
200. all you can think about is your OTP
201. you know Rachel’s favorite color
202. you have or will get a glee inspired tattoo
203. you are going to keep watching glee until it ends
204. you actually use the word “gleek”
205. you know that Brittany and Santana are soulmates
206. you’re mad that Naya, Lea, and Heather did not get nominated for an Emmy
207. the thought of Santana not ending up with Brittany is enough to bring you to tears
208. lebanese for Irish girls
209. you know all the words to a song but have never heard the original before
210. you love the song tick and also tock by the rapper Key-Dollar-Sign-Ha
211. you hated the pilot at first, then fell in love with the show
212. you watch the glee project and try to figure out where each contestant would fit on glee
213. you know how sue c’s it
214. no matter who comes or goes, you’ll still be a fan of Glee and all of its characters past, present and future because the show means so much to you
215. the glee fandom has taken over your social life and you don’t even care
216. you wish you had a boyfriend like finn or sam
217. you watch the born this way video over and over trying to learn the choreography
218. you have a big ass… heart
219. you died multiple times on july 3rd
220. your happiness depends on ryan murphy
221. you listen to “Like a G6” and expect to hear Rachel screaming, “IT TASTES LIKE PINK!
222. you know the born this way choreography
223. you change your facebook to say you’re from Lima, Ohio
224. FONDUE FOR TWO, FONDUE FOR TWO
225. St. Berry …wut?
226. you see pink ray bans and you think of Darren Criss
227. you try to sing Mercedes’ notes but all you get is a cat dying sound
228. you see a cup and start singing “my cup”
229. you can’t help but dance like a baby Penguin whenever “Animal” comes on
230. you’re dead because you’ve just met Mark Salling
231. you bought the music video for Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae just because Chord Overstreet is in it
232. Lord Tubbington
233. you’ve already ordered your tickets for the advanced screening of the Glee Concert movie on August 10th
234. you see a glee GIF or still and know immediately which episode it’s from
235. you still have hope for quick… even if they went an entire season without talking
236. you died on july 17th (Chris Colfer sex riot!)
237. you saw Glee Live but are still planning on going to see the movie… twice
238. you hear “My Shiny Teeth and Me” and think of Carl
239. you know Puck’s full name
240. you will cry forever if Kurt and Blaine don’t end up together
241. you try and dress the same as your favorite character
242. every time you hear Single Ladies, you think of Kurt and the football team dancing
243. you want to butter the floor every time you have a substitute in school
244. Brittana Kissed!
245. someone says “damn it”, it comes as second nature to add “Janet”
246. you went to the concert and cried. More than once.
247. you fangirl over a picture of Matt Morrison and Jayma Mays together
248. you think of Will every time you see someone with a butt chin
249. you’re watching Step Up 2: the streets and harry shum jr is on screen and you say Mike Chang!
250. you’ve written a part for yourself in the show
251. Glee Hiatus = open season to hunt for fanfictions
252. you have lost all respect for someone when they say “why do you like Brittany? She is useless”
253. you know that Mark and Lea have great chemistry even if you don’t ship them or Puckleberry
254. you looked forward to the glee prom more than your own
255. sallingstreet ….wut?
256. glee is the reason you know all the words to “Friday” and you aren’t ashamed of it
257. every time you hear ‘single ladies,” all you can think about is Heather Morris in a leotard
258. you know who the c, the saw, the shell, and the teeth are
259. you know fashion has no gender
260. you have no self control when it comes to spending your money on glee
261. the cast =trolls
262. trouty mouth
263. the people you follow on tumblr an twitter understand your glee obsession more than your friends IRL
264. it pisses you off when people pretend to like glee but in reality they don’t know a freaking thing about it
265. Nude Erections
266. you gotta gay…GO!…you gotta go
267. every time you listen to “Beth” you start to cry
268. you got excited when the previews for the songs of Glee The 3D Concert Movie came out
269. you got really excited when you saw the trailer for Glee Live 3D on TV
270. you watch the credits just to sing along
271. every time you hear “Like a G6” you can only think of the Rachel Berry house party trainwreck extravaganza
272. you hate keyboards
273. you can’t comfort someone without saying “you matter”
274. you know ALL the words to the original songs, including My Cup, Only Child, and My Headband
275. you say “i’m about to go all lima heights” every time you get mad
276. you know Rachel’s middle name
277. you know the title of the episode within the first 5 minutes
278. your first thought when you found out about Amy Winehouse’s death was…. I hope Naya is okay
279. the glee project is your new obsession until next season
280. you memorized all of your favorite character’s lines
281. Sunshine no1currrrrazon
282. you cry watching the Winnie the Pooh trailer because SOWK is playing and all you can think about is the goodbye scene between Kurt and Blaine
283. you don’t know or care who sings the original
284. you have glee characters in your sims
285. I’m numba wah!
286. you hear Na’vi and you think of Sam Evans
287. Tartie …wut?
288. you can watch the same episode 3, 4, 5, (etc, etc) times in a row and you still squeal over the same parts
289. you pretend to be glee characters on omegle
290. March 15th is one of the most important days of your life
291. one of the cast members causes a sex riot on tumblr and breaks it and you’re not even mad
292. you bet the duck is in the hat
293. you want/have one of Brittany’s hats
294. the word “quick” makes you think of a baby
295. you go to google to search something for school and end up searching glee instead
296. you know that the word “beard” does not always refer to facial hair
297. you hear a song on the radio and think, “the warblers could do a great version of this song”
298. the only way you could ever stop watching glee is if you die
299. you follow the cast’s tumblrs and reblog/like everything they post
300. you consider the warblers part of the glee cast
301. you ask your parents to send you to Dalton even though it doesn’t exist and you’re not male
302. you have lost all respect for someone after they say heather morris has no talent
303. you adore Cory’s awkward dancing
304. you instantly think of Wemma when you hear “my life would suck without you”
305. you get shivers while listening to certain songs the cast sings
306. you sing “can’t fight this feeling” in the shower
307. you know the single ladies choreography
308. you tried your hardest to make a mash-up out of “thong song” and “i could have danced all night”
309. it’s a Naya Rivera sex riot!!! (July 27th, 2011)
310. someone asks a question regarding glee, and everyone looks at you knowing you’re obsessed with glee and probably know the answer
311. you live in the UK and get up ridiculously early/stay up all night just to watch glee online
312. you only want to dry off your hands on a fresh puppy
313. you have every single glee album, dvd, and collector’s item
314. you actually want to be called a loser
315. you spend the time in between seasons buying all the Glee songs you don’t already have
316. you see diet coke and can only think of Chris Colfer
317. you flail over spoilers, no matter how obscure they are
318. you can’t always get what you want
319. it’s hard to distinguish glee from real life
320. it’s BRITTANA not Santittany!
321. asdfgdhjllkdjfhjlk
322. wait, people hate glee??!
323. you are going to see New Year’s Eve just because Lea Michele is in it
324. you download the songs days before the episode airs
325. Santana is a lesbian
326. you get super excited when you hear glee songs being played somewhere other than your ipod
327. it’s a Dianna Agron sex riot!!! (July 28, 2011)
328. you have a crush on one of the glee girls
329. you’ve been slushied
330. even though you live in another time zone, you watch glee when it originally airs
331. you watch the episodes and truly forget you don’t go to school with these people in real life
332. you lips are sealed, just like Emma’s legs
333. you have GLEEber fever
334. brittana, faberry, finchel, kurtofsky, fuinn, puckleberry, quick, fabrevans, tartie, tike, klaine, pucktana, samcedes, luck, wemma, kum, finntana, st. berry, bike, kinn, bartie…wut?
335. Glee + Twitter = Glitter
336. singing about cups, headbands, and fondue is normal
337. you often find yourself saying “I thought you’d never ask.”
338. you only like glee’s version of friday
339. you know who Telly is
340. you’ve bought all the glee nail polish and nail stickers
341. Nayanna …wut?
342. you would give anything to have one of the Klaine plates
343. you hear a song on the radio and realize that the only reason you know the words is because of glee
344. you flinch every time you see a slushie
345. you’re in this forever
346. every time you hear “Single Ladies”, all you can think about is Jenna Ushkowitz in a leotard
347. McHalowitz ….wut?
348. while you are at the mall, you see some clothes and think which character would wear that on the show
349. you spend time in between seasons downloading glee episodes you don’t already have
350. first listen Fridays
351. the show has to go all over the place or something
352. you notice that different footage is used in the promos than what actually airs in the episode
353. you know the last words Chris Colfer’s grandpa spoke before he died
354. you are vertically challenged
355. celery & carrot
356. Heather Morris just got you excited about shopping for school supplies and going back to school
357. you know that there’s nothing ironic about show choir!
358. you know that Santana singing Valerie is her subliminal way of telling Brittany to come on over
359. the Naya dance
360. who’s judy?
361. you know that the best time to start any business is during a recession
362. if you heard it, it’s probably true or something
363. you already have the Glee Live movie soundtrack
364. you plan on naming your future children after the cast of Glee or the characters
365. you want to go to breadstix even though you know it’s not real
366. you’ve tried the slushie technique at least once
367. you can’t hear Crazy In Love without practicing your hairography
368. every time you hear “Hey Ya!” by outkast, you think of Heather and Naya
369. you know some rules of show choir competitions even though you’ve never been in one
370. you make the conscious effort to pretend you’re not obsessed with Glee to your friends because you know how obsessed you actually are
371. you can head bang to their covers
372. you know multiple 80’s songs only because Glee covered them
373. you go to the dentist and listen to a playlist devoted to songs from the Britney/Brittany episode
374. you start watching other shows because the cast are guest stars
375. you name your cat Lion Quinn
376. you analyze each and every episode., noticing every little detail
377. you see the word “geek” and think it says “gleek”
378. you spend all summer wondering what the characters are doing
379. you’re addicted to “tap tap glee”
380. you instantly realize the episode names on tap tap glee are completely wrong
381. Beyonce is NOT the reason you know the Single Ladies Dance
382. you add ‘also angels’ at the end of most of your sentences
383. you consider the characters (or cast) of Glee your best friends
384. you’re almost done with almost all of it
385. you’re obsessed with Mark’s obsession with birds
386. you know why Cory’s band is named Bonnie Dune
387. you drink mochas just because Kurt does
388. it’s a glee thing, you wouldn’t understand
389. you know what tattoos the cast has, how many, and where they have them
390. the day you’re waiting for the most is not you’re wedding anymore, but Brittana’s first on-screen kiss
391. Naya Rivera makes you question your sexuality
392. you’re going to dress up as one of the characters when you go to see Glee: The 3D Movie
393. you can imagine what your shirt would say for the “born this way” number
394. you spend so much time on tumblr and reading fanfic that you forget what’s real and what’s not
395. you cry every time you see a glee live 3D trailer
396. Toot It and Boot It is the best love song
397. you get all your information from Woody the Woodpecker cartoons
398. you have convinced yourself that “gleek” is a real word in the english language
399. you can tell that your cat has started smoking again
400. you are so hot and stuff and stuff
401. you listen to Burt talk and feel as though he is your dad
402. your life is in the hands of Brad Falchuk
403. you’ve seen “A Sense of Humor”
404. your life = glee
405. you talk about the characters as if they were real
406. the band One Direction makes you think of the New Directions
407. you listen to a song and it somehow makes you think of your OTP
408. you have lost all respect for bands/artists who say they do not want their music to be on glee
409. you know who the Tufts Beezlebubs are
410. “here’s what you missed on glee” does not apply to you
411. you would go without eating and sleeping just to see/meet the glee actors and actresses
412. GettinFiggywithit@aol.com
413. you say Lebanese instead of Lesbian
414. you’ve asked someone to slushie you
415. you know that everything that comes out of Ryan Murphy’s mouth is complete trash
416. you hear someone say Naya Rivera isn’t THAT pretty, so you go all Lima Heights on them
417. you went to the live show and made mr. schue’s proud teary face the whole time
418. you want to learn Spanish just so you can fluently talk about what goes down in lima heights
419. someone calls you a loser and you start singing “Loser Like Me” in their face
420. you cry at the sight of a yellow canary
421. you see gold stars and think of Rachel Berry
422. you wish you had a family like the New Directions
423. you’re cut off from the outside world on tuesday nights
424. you know how to sing Imagine in sign language
425. you want to be a gay man so badly
426. you try to belt out Rachel Berry’s songs and always sound like you’re screeching
427. you know that the only life that’s worth living is the one you’re truly passionate about
428. Brittany’s quotes are starting to make sense to you
429. you woke up and your first thought was “season three starts production today!”
430. you know that August 8th was one of the gayest days ever in the glee fandom
431. the only reason you want to get a job is to get money to buy glee things
432. you love Heather no matter what
433. Hollyster …wut?
434. you’re seeing the midnight premiere of the glee live 3D movie!
435. you have a Glee shrine in your room
436. you own every single magazine with a cast member on the cover
437. you are going to the special screening of the Glee Live 3D movie on Wednesday
438. you had a panic attack after hearing most of the cast is graduating
439. Dianna is your soul sister
440. you own all of the CD’s including Matt & Mark’s solo albums
441. you constantly text COURAGE to your friends
442. you got an instant girl crush on brittany after her britney performance
443. Darren Criss has pink sunglasses, so you have pink sunglasses
444. you feel sad, like a sad little panda
445. your desktop background is a picture of the cast
446. you cried when you saw the #BERRYISBACK! picture that Lea posted on twitter
447. you know who RIB are
448. you tell yourself not to believe summer spoilers, but end up doing it anyways
449. your favorite drummer is Cory Monteith
450. you got really excited when the mini-warbler met Darren
451. every day you refresh Lea Michele’s twitter page for her updates on the glee season 3 filming
452. you live inside a glee bubble
453. you have all the cast members’ tweets on text alert
454. you cut your hair like Dianna
455. you think it’s perfectly sensible to settle arguments with a Diva-Off
456. you can’t resist spoilers
457. your diet consists of tater tots, slushies, tacos, and breadstix
458. you always state there’s a glee version
459. LIFE RUINERS
460. you do school work about Glee
461. you don’t take a pee break when you are watching glee
462. you rewatch an entire episode just to see your favorite scene
463. you gave the cast standing ovations at glee live 3D
464. you goofingly smiled throughout the whole Glee 3D Movie
465. you feel at home when you are surrounded by fellow gleeks
466. you want to know Quinn’s pink hair storyline already
467. you try to hug 3D Naya (or any of the cast)
468. sacred sexy sharing circles
469. after listening to the glee cover of a song the original version sounds wrong
470. your favorite air drummer is Dianna
471. you woke up today and the first thing you thought was, “the glee season 3 gallery shoot is today!”
472. you cried tears of joy when Brad tweeted that Hemo was only trolling
473. you only drink Dr Pepper and Diet Coke
474. you went to the first ever glee sing-along under the stars
475. you will go down with your ship
476. you sang along during the Glee Live 3D Movie
477. you want Jeff to have a storyline
478. you were surprised when people were leaving Glee 3D early, and then laughed because they missed STL
479. you are very protective of this cast
480. you’re irrationally upset that you keep missing Glee cast appearances
481. you know who Sky Splits is
482. you want to (or wish you could) dance like Hemo
483. you can tell which episode it is before the first minute has ended
484. you don’t have nightmares about ghosts or monsters, you have them about Cory actually being able to dance, because then he’d lose one of his adorable, amazing qualities and it wouldn’t feel right
485. you want to take court cases to the Kangaroo Court
486. Criss Colfer …wut?
487. a stork builds its nest outside your window and for a moment you think you are expecting a baby
488. you have seen your favorite episode 20+ times and it never gets old
489. you know all the harmonies (and/or background beats) to the songs sung by the Warblers
490. you automatically say “Let’s go get some tacos!” after you hear Forget You
491. Happy 29th Birthday Mark Salling aka The Saw!
492. every time you hear Single Ladies, you think about Chris Colfer
493. you feel pretty/unpretty
494. you’re nervous that someone at the glee live movie will think they’re a bigger gleek than you
495. you’ve seen every Glee Live concert via YouTube and/or Livestream
496. you were Born This Way
497. you say “and stuff and stuff” instead of “etc.”
498. RED PANTS SEX RIOT!
499. you don’t eat carrots or celery because that would make you a cannibal
500. you yell “Tenderoni!” at the end of PYT
501. you call boobs ‘rambunctious twins’
502. new Season 3 promo!!!
503. you know how they do it in Lima Heights Adjacent
504. you’ve had mono so many times it turned into stereo
505. you know that glee is not just a tv show. it is an adjective, it’s a verb, its a mental state
506. you want to be in the middle of their group hugs
507. you would never call brittany stupid
508. you watch ‘singin’ in the rain’ when you’re sick
509. the next episode feels like a century away
510. you will stay with this current cast no matter what after they leave in any movie, show, or album they do
511. you wear leg warmers on your arms
512. what is air?
513. it gets better
514. you know all of the words to ‘Chillin’ On Glee’
515. you’ve memorized Quinn and Santana’s hallway fight
516. you don’t know how to read a calendar
517. you know Supercuts LOVES walk-ins
518. you watched brokeback mountain just to find out what went down in the tent
519. you can name every episode in order
520. you spazzed throughout the whole movie and died when kurt said hi sweetie because you thought he said it to you
521. you got up and danced during the Glee 3D movie
522. you know that blue slushies do indeed burn the most
523. you stayed in the theater for both sets of credits in Glee Live 3D, just in case
524. you hope the face of Jesus shows up every time you make a grilled cheese sandwich
525. even though Sue is so mean to the glee club, you can’t help but love her
526. you are still waiting for your guest starring role on glee
527. “now press tab”
528. you put a dollar in a change machine one and nothing changed
529. the only thing that makes you feel better when you are sick is glee
530. you are OCD about your glee album covers on iTunes
531. you know that NY is the city of love
532. glee taught you how to dance
533. you just got poked, poked by the dagger
534. you’ve tried to be a hater, but you just couldn’t do it
535. you find yourself coming up with your own ways to insult Schue’s hair or chin
536. it’s like a rainbow, a zombie double rainbow
537. you took September 20th off work 2 months in advance
538. Happy 25th Birthday Lea Michele!!!!!!
539. you can tell which episode you’re watching before the “Here’s what you missed” part ends
540. Idina tweeted she was working with babies, you got excited
541. the gleetionary
542. you know the “I Say a Little Prayer” choreography
543. you have William McKinley High School listed as your high school on Facebook
544. you like gweneth paltrow a lot more just because of her participation on the show
545. you know rachel’s favorite slushie flavor
546. Quinn Fabray pink hair riot! 8/31/2011
547. September feels like Christmas
548. you just got glitter bombed!
549. you have all three versions of Defying Gravity and you still don’t know which version is better
550. taste the rainbow, Glee-otch!
551. the only straight you are is straight up Glee-otch
552. you know that a rachel berry party is not something you can do sober
553. HORROR
554. you know that Finn is kind of obsessed with Braveheart
555. you read Alice in Wonderland and believe it’s an acid trip, and absolutely love it!
556. OH MY GOD! BRITTANY’S PREGNANT!
557. your favorite font is Avant Garde Medium
558. you tell people you’re from lima heights adjacent
559. you freak out and have a sex riot over a bad quality, 30 second preview
560. you thank Grilled Cheesus instead of God
561. mr. schue taught you the second half of the alphabet
562. your favorite animal is the mouse
563. you cry watching videos or looking at pictures of people meeting your favorite cast members because you wish that you were the one getting to meet them
564. you use the Foozle search engine
565. you do the Naya dance every time you’re excited
566. you’ve convinced yourself that the mini warbler is, in fact, klaine’s child, Toronto
567. you know more than one episode off by heart
568. you think of Mercedes when you hear, smell, taste, think, or see tots
569. you wear some form of glee merchandise every Tuesday
570. you have a slushie war with your friends
571. you want to get into a fight just so you can say, “¿Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? COSAS MALAS!”
572. you know what Lor Menari means
573. you seriously consider renaming your cat Lord Tubbington
574. you live in australia, and you get pissed off when they keep changing the day/time that glee is on
575. you have every single song from Seasons 1 and 2, even the short 30 second clips like conjunction junction
576. you know the Nuthin’ But a Glee Thang rap
577. life < glee
578. Santana Lopez is your spirit animal
579. you know that doing a duet with yourself is like vocal masturbation
580. you want to be a writer for the show
581. you give your friends glee nicknames according to their personalities
582. you use the glee wiki more than wikipedia
583. you hear Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ and you sing it with added ‘Heads will roll’
584. you go to target just to see the cutouts of Naya and Hemo
585. Monfer …wut?
586. you voted for Naya every day for the ALMA awards
587. you know that the band can show up anywhere, anytime and accompany anyone for any song
588. you can’t work at Sheets-n-Things because you can’t fold a fitted sheet
589. people thought you went on vacation, but actually you spent the summer lost in the sewers
590. you don’t interfere in glee ship wars
591. you suffer from glee withdrawals
592. you bow down to the magic gif/video wizards
593. you sign your name with a gold star
594. you know that afternoon delight is a dessert made with coconut and pineapple and marshmallow fluff
595. you smile more because it’s proven to ward off diseases
596. you have a “born this way” t-shirt with your own insecurity written across the front
597. you watch shows on Fox anticipating the commercials in case a new promo is released
598. you want your senior year to be magic
599. your URL is inspired by glee
600. you realized Ashley Fink/Lauren Zizes didn’t get a promo picture for season 3
601. you’ve memorized all of the “Here’s what you’ve missed on Glee” parts
602. you call people controlists
603. your body is ready for the October issue of FHM
604. you saw the confetti on your dash and thought of Dianna
605. the first two things people know about you are your name and that you are a gleek
606. you wear black converse
607. you know that being a part of something special makes you special
608. people ask you how old you are, you say “I am ___ years old of age”
609. you already lost count of how many times you have died from a glee related event
610. you have glee school supplies
611. the cast influence the music you listen to
612. you want to be Telly’s friend
613. Liberty Valley Elementary
614. your sense of fashion can best be described as “sexy schoolgirl librarian chic”
615. you nearly have a heart attack just thinking about a sex riot
616. NAYA RIVERA WON!!!
617. you know this fandom gets shit done
618. you cried when Naya won her 1st award
619. you anxiously wait for the cast to tweet after something big happens
620. you ask your stylist for “Rachel Berry Bangs”
621. you cry when the cast wins an award
622. your book report got knocked down a whole letter grade because it was written in crayon
623. you live in the UK and you cried when you found out Glee is moving to Sky1
624. you’re pretty sure Dr. Pepper is a dentist
625. you can’t remember that last time you didn’t cry when watching glee
626. you find it ironic that Hemo is singing a Beyonce song
627. Landslide will always have a special place in your heart
628. you hear a song and ask yourself, ‘Who is this person covering a glee song?”
629. The Rocky Horrow Glee Show was (or will be) the soundtrack of your Halloween party
630. people start greeting you by saying “Hey, Gleek.”
631. waiting a week for Glee is far more painful than waiting four months
632. breakfast is confusing for you
633. IT’S A HEATHER MORRIS SEX RIOT!
634. you heard that a character called Sugar would be joining the show, you asked “drag queen or porn star?”
635. you wish Jenna and Kevin would sing Let It Be on the show
636. you love Passion Pit because Darren and Lea do
637. you watched Bloody Mary just to see Cory Monteith naked
638. you went all Lima Heights when you saw Naya being electrocuted on CSI
639. you know the reason behind Kurt’s name
640. you heard Chris doing his Ryan Murphy voice at the beginning of the live recording of Born This Way
641. Cory Monteith encouraged you to talk to strangers
642. you know they don’t have paper flowers in Cuuubaaa
643. there’s two things you hate: War and terror, but you love the war on terror
644. Faberrittana …wut?
645. you know that prejudice is just ignorance
646. you will miss Heather’s rambunctious twins
647. you loved glee before Darren Criss was a cast member
648. you’re going as a peanut allergy for Halloween
649. First Listen Friday is your favorite day EVER!!!!!!!
650. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
651. you get extremely happy when your favorite cast member tweets
652. you have a warped sense of the world
653. you don’t want to die yet, at least not until glee gets cancelled
654. you woke up and the first thing you thought was, “the emmys are today!”
655. you love that Naya always wears that grey t-shirt
656. you are counting down the hours until glee season 3 starts
657. creamsicles are delicious!!
658. we got the beat is stuck in your head because you’ve watched the promo so many times
659. you spent the Emmy’s on Tumblr bashing Modern Family
660. It’s okay! Darren still has the best dress
661. just wait until the day Best Gay Drama Comedy Musical Series becomes a category…
662. “It’s Nacho Emmy”
663. not a single fuck was given on Emmy night
664. you watched the entire Emmys just because Jane Lynch was hosting
665. yo, Modern Family, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Glee has one of the best series of all time
666. OMFG! GLEE SEASON 3 STARTS TOMORROW!
667. you are wearing purple tomorrow
668. you are having a glee viewing party tomorrow
669. you leave your real life ships behind and support Lea
670. you are going to be M.I.A on September 20th
671. you really miss Chord/Sam
672. you fell in love with glee all over again
673. you don’t put things on fire because you’re a water sign
674. GLEE IS BACK!!!
675. why is the T-Rex eating the Jew?
676. you are convinced tumblr wrote the first episode
677. you don’t like toast because bread is already baked – why do you have to cook it again?
678. no matter how crappy your life is, glee can always make you feel better
679. you were sure the Nationals trophy would grow over the summer
680. you ship naya/drunk
681. you have a sex riot over any new picture of Naya Rivera
682. Will Schuester = Public Enemy number one
683. you know where the term “unholy trinity” originated from
684. you have pepperoni in your bra
685. no matter who started it, you flail over EVERY sex riot.
686. you can’t listen to “don’t stop believin” without going “da da da”
687. you have an entire ipod dedicated to glee
688. you are at a bowling alley and all you can think about is finn and rachel
689. SPIES!!!
690. your favorite president as of now is William McKinley
691. you are working on a time machine too
692. you know that the capital of Ohio is “O”
693. you were disappointed that no one stood up for Santana, especially Brittany
694. you wish you went to cabrillo high school
695. you tear up every time you hear “Don’t Stop Believin”
696. you know Sugar could be Brittany and Santana’s love child
697. you were mad when they only talked about Sam for 2 seconds
698. wait, cucumbers can give you AIDS?
699. you want Lindsay to stay for more than two episodes
700. you self-diagnosed yourself with Aspergers so you can pretty much say whatever you want
701. you know Santana doesn’t like Brittany, she loves her
702. Google ships Brittana
703. as soon as you see another celebrity mock a cast member you get into attack mode
704. you watched season 22, episode 1 of Simpsons just to hear Lea, Cory, and Amber’s voices
705. you think pink hair, ripped up shirts, round seventies glasses, and being called a skank is so hot right now
706. you’ve sent/recieved a “COURAGE” text at least once in your life
707. you’ve already watched the season 3 premiere 15 times
708. Naya “Snix” Rivera
709. you believe in a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs
710. you can’t wait to see Beth on tuesday
711. you made your own klates
712. a 30 second Brittana scene can make you cry for hours
713. BRITTANY SUSAN PIERCE IS YOUR HERO
714. you are the unicorn
715. you know that kurt is the greatest star
716. you are starting to believe in your own magic
717. you are also a unicorn, maybe a bicorn
718. dude, you’re gay
719. you’ve never had soooo many feelings in one episode!
720. you can sing Barbara Streisand songs because you got written permission from the woman herself: Ms. Rachel Berry
721. “gay diddy gay gay gay gay” is now your ringtone
722. you know Brittany is a genius
723. you are a shining star!
724. it really annoys you when people say that they hate glee
725. you’re magical and are not afraid to show it; a true unicorn
726. you eat a whole chicken every meal
727. HIT IT
728. you know how essential Adam Anders and Zach Woodlee are to the show
729. you can give people blow by blow recaps of the episodes if they missed them
730. you say “i’m going to hug you now” before you hug someone
731. you know Kurt owned that song like it was his prison bitch
732. Dianna Agron is your spirit animal
733. there’s always one scene in an episode you can’t that stop watching
734. every time you get injured you measure its severity by asking yourself, “would this stop me from going to Disneyland?”
735. you know that a unicorn without a horn is just a friggin’ horse
736. will.i.am is your president
737. that’s so unicorn
738. the anticipation for the Run The World video is killing you right now
739. you are listening to Strawberry Swing by Coldplay wishing you were in LA right now
740. you noticed that the shirt Ke$ha wore at rock in rio was the same one Brittany wore in her tik tok performance
741. concrete jungle wet dream tomato
742. you died multiple times on 9/30/11
743. 74 is now your favorite number
744. you get really angry when someone compares Glee with HSM
745. you’ve already lost count of how many times you’ve listened to Run The World or watched the video
746. you are always afraid that someone is a bigger gleek than you
747. you know Quinn and Puck would make amazing parents to Beth
748. It’s all about the pleasing and not about the teasing
749. Who Run The World? …Brittana
750. you’re glad Quinn didn’t break up the unholy trinity
751. you know Ian Brennan actually wrote the originally pilot not Ryan Murphy
752. you have an iPod shuffle dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked
753. you wish that your boyfriend was more like Blaine Anderson
754. you would do anything for Santana/Naya
755. you sing like diana ross and dress like you own a magic chocolate factory
756. you can’t wait for November 8th!
757. you can’t break up the unholy trinity
758. you lived vicariously through Lea’s weekend getaway to Paris
759. you are always asking if it’s Tuesday
760. riverchele …wut?
761. it really hurts you when someone says that you’re a fake fan
762. it’s a riverchele sex riot!
763. you make up detailed head canons about simple scene between your otp
764. cory monteith doesn’t owe you $20
765. it’s a Naya Rivera Sex Riot!!
766. the only days relevant in your life are Tuesdays and Fridays
767. you will always love Ryan, Ian, and Brad
768. these are going to be the longest 26 days of your life
769. you make a living singing girl songs
770. you bought FHM magazine
771. you know that sex is just like hugging, only wetter
772. you know that Hemo is exactly like Brittany in real life
773. you have hope for Faberry
774. you wish you could skip October
775. your goal in life is to meet the entire cast
776. you’ve always been dubious
777. Tuesday should be a national holiday
778. you can’t focus on anything that is not glee related on Tuesdays
779. glee …wut?
780. is this real life?
781. you know singing is just musical talking
782. you would never reject a Rachel Berry hug
783. you got pancaked emotionally
784. is it November 1st yet?
785. you ship glee + continuity
786. every party you have somehow ends with you playing glee karaoke revolution
787. November 8 = Klaine Voting Day
788. frankenteen
789. you know the real meaning behind “my cup”
790. you look like a technicolor zebra
791. mr. schue is all kinds of awesome
792. Ashley and Hemo’s AFI videos are helping you survive this hiatus
793. TOO BETH
794. alittlelamb
795. you needed a swimming pool for your creys when you found out Blaine is a junior
796. you have a box of Playbills hidden in your basement … like PORN
797. you want to have a super strong bleaching just to have a Britney Spears fantasy
798. you have a folder dedicated solely to glee GIFs
799. bass lake
800. naya is a good kisser
801. you think of the warblers when you see a red and blue striped tie
802. ladyface
803. you’ve never watched an episode only one time
804. it ain’t nothin but a glee thang
805. you can never look at pepperoni pizza the same way again
806. you are really happy that Idina Menzel is back
807. you understand simple mathematics
808. you long for the day someone screams out “food fight” at school after a musical number
809. you want to give Blaine a standing ovation
810. Effie I’m TIYAAAAAHDD
811. you say “dope” and “preach” on a regular basis
812. you cried when santana was banned from glee club
813. you look like a sad clown hooker
814. Kurt moves you
815. hell to the nizzy no
816. happy birthday Telly!
817. #iwantmyglee
818. you have an entire bedroom wall dedicated to Glee posters and pictures
819. you will sit and fight with someone as to why Glee is amazing when they say it’s stupid
820. happy 1 year anniversary of sweet lady kisses!
821. you can’t go a day without thinking about your OTP
822. episode four. Brittana is on.
823. you know Breadstix delivers
824. you’re gonna dance your way into the voters’ hearts!
825. 72 and 74 are your new favorite numbers
826. you do the drunk Blaine dance at parties
827. you iron your bacon
828. you can’t help but shout “That’s how we do it in Lima Heights!” after doing something successfully
829. every time you hear “oh yeah,” the intro to “Misery” starts to play in your head
830. tickle-me-dough-face
831. you have been replying to everything Dianna has been asking the fans lately
832. you are the magick unicorn
833. you know the gay high-five
834. sweet porcelain
835. the Klaine theme song
836. you dream about glee
837. somewhere there’s a place for us
838. sup? who dis be? no, she’s dead, this is her son?
839. you ship chris/chewbacca backpack
840. someone get me to a day spa, stat!
841. s’nuts
842. Lauren was the one that got away really, really slowly
843. duck + lizard = otp
844. you may be lonely, but you’re not alone
845. Happy 7 Month Klainiversary!
846. “LOL, Chris Colfer is the prettiest thing in the history of presh things.”
847. SOON
848. Brittany is the smartest person in Glee club
849. you’re also bummed that Naya can’t make it to the young story tellers event tonight because of a migrane
850. you want to go to zombie camp
851. two women who were cast as pretty faces and role fillers went on to change your life
852. you really hate baseball right now
853. 2pm ninja poops
854. you need glee to live!
855. you know #22 is a ninja
856. you still don’t know who Judy is
857. hiatus madness
858. holy shhhhhhhhh-ugar
859. K.
860. you make it your personal responsibility that Naya Rivera wins all the awards
861. you continuously listen to the Rocky Horror Glee Show soundtrack in October
862. mike chang CAN sing
863. you know that Lea’s grandma ships Finchel
864. it can’t be your baby because you don’t love it
865. most of the pages of your notebook look kind of like this
866. your life feels so empty without a new episode of glee
867. you ship mark and a haircut
868. November 1st = Girlfriends
869. you can sing “I’m the Greatest Star” from memory, without messing up
870. you remember Tina’s stutter
871. Crispy and Nougat
872. you’re thankful for the show, simply because it introduced you to Naya Rivera
873. CHORD IS BACK!!!!
874. rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time
875. i needs to repencil my eyebrows on
876. one or two
877. #KurtForPresident change that can redecorate!
878. pezberry …wut?
879. Nayvember
880. Brittany S. Pierce is your spirit animal
881. Cakendar
882. you are already excited for Christmas
883. the great sriracha caper of 10/18/11
884. World War Glee
885. I’m the Sherlock to your panda
886. October was one of your favorite months until the Glee hiatus ruined it
887. #JessieIsBack!
888. you convince your friends to start watching the show
889. you cried when Finn called Kurt the f-word
890. you’re aware that getting hit by a house is worse than drowning
891. the songbirds know the score
892. you ship Chris/Diet Coke
893. you remember Matt
894. whenever you pray you fall asleep
895. you cry every time you think of Jean Sylvester
896. Mr. Schue, are you feeling okay? you look a little green
897. characters/actors on the show make you question your sexuality
898. you read fanfiction about your OTP
899. 300th musical number!!!
900. metaphors are important
901. remember, if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry
902. you love sea monkeys
903. rugrats
904. magical poop stealing water chair
905. you worked that song like a hooker pole
906. we don’t say COLORED, we say PURPLE-AMERICAN
907. #quinchel
908. Amber’s got that super bass
909. babar
910. the swan queen
911. you don’t really care who won the World Series, you’re just glad baseball is over
912. diannasaur
913. Happy Birthday Mike O’malley!
914. Goodbye Cockblocktober! Hello Nayvember!
915. fighting is only fun when mud is involved
916. #TeamRugrats
917. you also love Heather’s dark sense of humor
918. hey teenage glass!
919. you pledge to go topless on tuesdays
920. make yo own lazy boy
921. it’s not easy being green
922. YOU NEED NOVEMBER 8TH MORE THAN YOU NEED AIR
923. i wish you’d hold my hand
924. she’s beautiful, she’s innocent, she’s everything that’s good in this miserable, stinking world
925. you dressed up as a glee character for Halloween
926. they are officially girlfriends!
927. you’ve got a crush on my girl, Brittany
928. Lord Tubbington’s poops are crispy and delicious
929. sweet, sugar, candyman
930. she is my perfect thing
931. Finn is terrible in bed
932. every time blaine opens his dreamboat acapella mouth, you’re just itching to kick him right in the warblers
933. #BrittanyForPresident – the true unicorn
934. you love NASCAR, our half-black president, and Victoria’s Secret catalogs
935. Kliss 2.0
936. you are also a punkin
937. you know Mercedes ships Brittana
938. you know Sour Patch Kids are just gummy bears that turned to drugs
939. november 8th finchel sex klaine sex (etc.)
940. hot bitches, hot messes, free beer
941. let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
942. Lord Tubbington thinks you’re purrfect and so do I
943. if you had a leprechaun, you’d wish for Lord Tubbington to quit smoking
944. Leprechaun starring a young Jen Aniston is your favorite movie
945. you could have found Osama in 20mins
946. Ireland seems closer than ever!
947. heya riot of November 5th
948. why is Reptar eating the Swan?
949. baby sacrifices make you sad
950. November 8th …wut?
951. you have a playlist dedicated to Hummelberry songs
952. you can’t go to target or drink diet coke without thinking of Chris Colfer
953. dzown
954. you have conflicted feelings about 3x05
955. you were considering changing your name to Maria
956. Vote Burt Hummel because you matter
957. you can’t stop listening to Santa Baby
958. tomato, to-motta, loco-motta
959. Naya Rivera is beautiful, innocent, everything that’s good in this miserable, stinking world.
960. #kevinisourlittledrummerboy
961. 7 times!
962. GO BACK TO MEXICO!
963. you’re listening to Christmas music in November
964. you want an all marshmallow box of Lucky Charms
965. you know no one hates glee as much as gleeks do
966. you watched WSS before episode 5 aired
967. Kurt Hummel’s Bulging Pink Fun Sack
968. no, it’s hot
969. this past week was the longest week of your life
970. i want you to be
971. aloha
972. drag queen wednesday
973. fancy restaurants make you uncomfortable
974. once a warbler, always a warbler
975. tina is the voice of reason
976. 86. arrive at school in a hot air balloon
977. la la la la la america!
978. you take my breath away
979. sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
980. because of the layers
981. you can’t go two feet without hitting something majestic
982. McKinley is where your heart is
983. roxy music makes you wanna build a time machine just so you can go back to the 70s and give bryan ferry a high five
984. you wanted to be Blaine’s gay bar superstar
985. just like the song? like the song.
986. Troubletones > New Directions
987. you want lord tubbington to be your cat
988. morendzion
989. you can’t stop listening to the Adele mash-up
990. we’re all freaks
991. you have a nervous breakdown every time you hear Landslide
992. you cried when pavarotti died
993. you constantly have major emotional fllails over your OTP
994. Santana/Naya gifs work for everything
995. it’s Sylvester, isn’t it? Sue Sylvester?
996. no one is allowed to insult glee unless you agree with his/her opinion
997. you don’t want to be late for your appointment at SuperCuts!
998. Finn Hudson CAN dance
999. Happy 8 Month Klainiversary!!!
1000. you still cry every time you hear “To Sir, With Love”
1001. Sugar’s version of Big Spender is starting to sound right
1002. Quinn referring to Beth by her name for the first time ever gave you chills
1003. you have a playlist dedicated to brittana
1004. the “sh” word = shoe
1005. when you see Kurt’ smile, you can’t help but smile with him
1006. you ship Santana / red dresses
1007. no one deserves to be outed
1008. you’re textually active
1009. only gleeks can insult glee
1010. no one deserves to be outed EDITED: DECENT HUMAN BEING (reblog)
1011. EY! EY DARREN! EY! AM I A GOOD KISSER? AM I A GOOD KISSER? YEAH? OK, THANKS
1012. he’s the sassy warbler
1013. team Santana
1014. Stop the Violence
1015. I can’t believe this is happening. I haven’t even told my parents yet.
1016. #rudebox
1017. all is fair in love and dodgeball
1018. i refuse to be bullied. i refuse for anyone to be bullied
1019. it gets better (brittana edition)
1020. MUSTACHES
1021. #CHAMPAGNEPROBLEMS
1022. i wanna be like a kardashian, i want a fragrance, and a tv show
1023. the slap heard ‘round the auditorium
1024. the writers are the biggest teases ever
1025. you have a new six-pack of tube socks
1026. yuu cae wit yur mouh oh-en
1027. ….sorry, aspergers
1028. Chewbacca
1029. YOU’VE GOT A REAL TYPE OF THING GOIN DOWN, GETTIN DOWN, THERE’S A WHOLE LOTTA RHYTHM GOIN ROUND!
1030. Happy Birthday Ashley Fink!
1031. rumour has it
1032. Faberry Day 11/20/2011
1033. you know how important dances are to teen gays
1034. gold stars are a metaphor for you being a star
1035. you think of Mark when you see a corvid
1036. Naya Trollvera
1037. i want you so bad
1038. baby steps
1039. do you Tebow?
1040. you’re a bear cub
1041. every time you see or think of Brittana your heart hurts because you love them too much
1042. Santana Lopez broke your heart
1043. lion!quinn
1044. 5. Have relations in a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat
1045. you were more excited about fictional characters losing their virginity than you were about your own
1046. Happy Birthday Jim Cantiello!
1047. what if the kiss?
1048. you can’t stop listening to “Christmas Wrapping”
1049. u messy. But not wrong.
1050. Faberry is canon
1051. I’d probably get her pregnant
1052. you want to find out what’s outside that window
1053. #finchelforever
1054. my mom always said i had a face for radio
1055. My Momma. Michelle Obama.
1056. you know Sugar sounds just like Adele
1057. you’re scared Kevin has read your fanfiction
1058. MR. SCHUE, LET ME BE YOUR BRITNEY!
1059. it could happen, never say never
1060. “What’s that? What’s Klaine?”
1061. you are thankful for the entire glee cast
1062. Gays. Lesbians. Everyone Else.
1063. Brittana 2.0
1064. Quinn can always go gay
1065. #breadwinner
1066. you know that Santana was the one who crawled into the tent
1067. you pray for Naya Rivera as your d-o-double-g
1068. “DUH! Of course we’re together. We’re in LOOOOOOOOOOVE. Aren’t we so cute? I mean, have you seen us?”
1069. please stop talking you’re grossing out my baby
1070. pixie sticks are delicious!
1071. you wonder if Kurt and Karofsky ever started a PFLAG group at McKinley
1072. soulmates
1073. NO.
1074. everyone nose
1075. you want a pet Irish
1076. you’re skinny like all the crops failed on your family’s farm
1077. you know that trash talk is when you discuss trash
1078. i can’t stand to be apart from the person i love
1079. Brittany HAS to get slushied
1080. Perfect is PERFECT
1081. COOOOOOOOOONSTANT CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVING
1082. Brittana Kiss …. wut?
1083. #TeamTroubletones
1084. Quinn Fabray needs a fucking solo!!!
1085. you look terrible. i look awesome.
1086. white chocolate
1087. don’t give up hope. ever.
1088. you’re the same person you were a minute ago
1089. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME ANYWAY?
1090. give me a dollar
1091. you finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love
1092. only Naya can sing Valerie
1093. T.G.I.F.  T.G.I.T.
1094. even google ships finchel
1095. your parents are ginger supremacists
1096. MONCHELE IS ON
1097. custom made new directions jean jackets
1098. happy Brittana one month anniversary!
1099. rule wisely, rule fabulously
1100. the candle project
1101. fetus face
1102. Brittango
1103. i need to find blaine!
1104. i tried to hold your hand and you punched me in the face
1105. i don’t know who this Blaine guy is but apparently he’s sex on a stick and sings like a dream
1106. she is normal
1107. #TeamNewDirections
1108. Brittango > Red Solo Cups
1109. “psychiatrist”
1110. you smell like craigslist
1111. I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
1112. I don’t like your smirky little meerkat face
1113. abuelita
1114. turducken
1115. I don’t like you
1116. your otp is: “I just want you”, “you didn’t say you loved me back”, “put the shirt on and dance with me”, “you’re a genius Brittany”, “when did you get so smart”, “you are the unicorn”, etc…
1117. “having the best time!!!”
1118. when is Ashley coming back?
1119. snix juice
1120. starkid
1121. struck by lightning
1122. this is a story about control. My control. Control of what I say. Control of what I do. And this time I’m gonna do it my way.
1123. you know that Sugar, Rory, and Harmony and Brittana, Klaine, and Faberry’s future children
1124. I don’t care how big or bad your boyfriend is, I’m going to fight to get you back!
1125. “it’ll be okay”
1126. “one night in Naya”
1127. you draw glee fan art
1128. what’s in the box?!
1129. why would someone assume I’m a friend of Ellen? just because I’m manish and I have short hair and only wear track suits and I coach a girls’ sport and I married myself?
1130. Lumps the Clown
1131. Adele sounds like what banana cream pie sounds like when it sings
1132. you know that glee is about opening yourself up to joy
1133. the quadratic equation is x=(-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a
1134. “hiiiee”
1135. everybody drink responsibly
1136. every time you listen to Loser Like Me, you tap your feet during the intro
1137. pillsbury dough turd
1138. nothing will be as long as the 2009-2010 season one hiatus
1139. “i’m a sucker for a good cheeseburger and a reality show”
1140. IT’S A GREASE SEX RIOT!
1141. winning is really about poo flinging
1142. you listen to a mash-up so many times that when you listen to the original, it just sounds wrong
1143. the TroubleTones are 3 Fs: fierce, femme, and phenomenal 
1144. “is this what having a stroke feels like? because I like it.”
1145. AK AK AK AK AK AK
1146. Santana Lopez is fucking perfect
1147. at the end of a performance you clap with the audience
1148. Snixxxmas
1149. you know Figgins’ first name
1150. each time there’s a hiatus you die a little
1151. the flannel closet
1152. We Are Young reminded you of My Life Would Suck Without You
1153. oh my god, it’s the Gerber Baby
1154. you smell homeless Brett, homeless
1155. at bedtime we do a rigorous skin sloughing regiment over the phone together
1156. Be Love
1157. you want to be Jessie’s girl
1158. I bite Heather’s butt
1159. “thanks for the offer but… I’d rather raw dog a bee hive”
1160. I just kept touching his butt all day, look one’s bigger than the other, look!”
1161. welcome back, lisa rinna
1162. thank for being my friend Red Solo Cup
1163. I love girls the way that I’m supposed to feel about boys
1164. hearing Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” is just weird now
1165. sex is not dating. If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
1166. you can’t hate any character, no matter what he/she does
1167. you wish everyday was glee tuesday
1168. Jesse could have sung it better, but that was good
1169. you know that irish people are like made of magic
1170. It’s a white Christmas everybody! It’s a white Christmas!
1171. do I look like a freshman?
1172. Trolling on the Rivera
1173. you’ve been in a prayer circle for 2 1/2 seasons waiting for a damn kiss
1174. you spell Santa Baby, Santana Baby
1175. can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar
1176. I love you girls
1177. I petted a snake
1178. wanky
1179. rivergron …wut?
1180. please don’t pull out all my teeth. When I smile I’ll look like an adult baby but with boobs.
1181. i’ll cage her like a monkey rat
1182. they finally have each other for Christmas
1183. get up on the tasty side of the bed
1184. everything is Darren’s fault
1185. klaine roll
1186. wheels, porcelain, other gay
1187. … wait does glee have straight couples?
1188. you get emotional every time you watch “Do They Know It’s Christmas”
1189. they can’t touch us or what we have
1190. the roads to the north pole are getting treacherous
1191. you die from a 1 second shot of Naya Rivera
1192. that’s not rude, following you around with a tuba and playing a note every time you step is
1193. a red cup is your friend
1194. next year’s gonna be a bloodbath
1195. you’re listening to music and get excited when a glee song comes on
1196. Santa Claus won’t be coming because of global warming and the climate change
1197. your Tuesdays center around one hour
1198. happy 9 month Klainiversary!!!
1199. it’s a bow-tie with a little Christmas trees on it!
1200. you’ve argued over whether Naya’s hand is really between Heather’s legs
1201. SMELL MY FRO
1202. that sh*+ cray
1203. girls smell better than ham
1204. “I’m so white I’m practically see-thru” “His mom is half wonder*bread!”
1205. I got tingles where it’s only fitty-fitty for tinglin’
1206. even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance
1207. food first, family second
1208. he barks at my mom
1209. you know that Santa is at Paramount
1210. Sam’s a strippah. He’s a full on scrippah. Sam’s been scrippin, so he can eat dinnah
1211. happy birthday Rachel Berry
1212. Barbra
1213. i’m not for sale
1214. Dalton Fight Club
1215. you’ve watched the Pilot and the Pilot Director’s Cut
1216. at some point in your life you’ve tried to dance like Kurt
1217. you only want glee stuff for Christmas
1218. Finn’s puffy pyramid nipples
1219. Hudson, Finn Hudson
1220. you can’t talk about fight club
1221. that’s an image i’m never gonna be able to get outta my mind
1222. don’t listen to them, you get to go in too
1223. heyachele …wut?
1224. slut pig
1225. on Tuesday nights you can’t sleep because you’re thinking too much about the episode that aired
1226. you’re the unicorn of them all
1227. you’re so depressed you’ve worn the same outfit twice this week
1228. there’s a pale freshman outside the choir room window
1229. makeovers are like crack to you
1230. when I lived in Paris, I drank it like it was mother’s milk
1231. “I’m a winner and you’re fat”
1232. you hate Dianna’s hacker
1233. it’s a Naya Rivera sex riot!!! (12/21/2011)
1234. what’s a luftballoon?
1235. the cast influence influence the shows you watch
1236. young Burt Reynolds
1237. that sh#* cray
1238. you look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes you and you attack them
1239. you are proud to call glee your favorite show
1240. fucking asshole
1241. you kind of have one dance move, it’s like this sashay, and it’s super distracting
1242. you bought me a dead pig for Christmas?
1243. Christmas is canceled?
1244. you relate everything to glee
1245. Lea and Cory are trying to kill all Finchel fans everywhere
1246. “I HATE YOU WILL!!!”
1247. you are proud of Naya
1248. with all the horrible crap you’ve been through in your life, now you get to add that
1249. go Mercedes, go Mercedes, go!
1250. that’s a terrible thing to say
1251. Klaine sucks FYI
1252. Best. Christmas. Ever.
1253. you are dreading the last episode of this season
1254. outstanding
1255. Rachel + Barbra Streisand songs = musical OTP
1256. goose night
1257. Merry Quinnmas!
1258. you want Brittana to kiss
1259. Gerber Baby aka Fababy
1260. Santa Claus, Unicorns, Leprechauns
1261. so freaking charming
1262. hit it hottie
1263. you had an Extraordinary Merry Christmas
1264. someone calls Brittany stupid, you get mad at them
1265. Darren is a good kisser and he knows it
1266. it’s a swimsuit sex riot!
1267. well at least i didn’t fall and break my talent
1268. even Cory thinks Faberry would be “pretty freaking hot”
1269. the show and the cast have had such a major impact on your perspective on life
1270. YOU WANT TO TAKE ALL THE AWARDS IN THE WORLD AND GIVE THEM TO NAYA RIVERA
1271. we are young
1272. there’s a major riot in the Wemma fandom every time a scene or song is cut
1273. what is wrong with you?!
1274. i missed you too, Santana
1275. your parents randomly walk up to you in the hall while you’re at school
1276. Chris has an amazing ass and knows it
1277. #funhavingwanderlustandactingaccordingly
1278. no, I thought about that but then I named it Finn Hudson. Because there’s already a star named Rachel Berry…
1279. you write “Purrrfect” instead of “Perfect”
1280. you had to make sure they all sucked
1281. leave it to Chord to try and ruin every beautiful thing I try to say
1282. you purposely watch proactiv watch commercials
1283. Warbler self defense 101
1284. you melt with Mr. Shue’s proud faces
1285. “ladies love cory monteith” in your itunes
1286. you’d pay $3,500 to kiss Naya
1287. gellervention for blaine
1288. you’re going to watch “Ice Age: Continental Drift” just because Hemo is going to be the voice of one of the characters
1289. Happy Birthday Jon Hall!!!
1290. you really want Blaine to get slushied… it’s like a right of passage!
1291. you know santana is rocking this season, but most importantly NAYA IS ROCKING YOUR WORLD
1292. magick
1293. sighhhh
1294. BREAK A LEG, DARREN!!!
1295. more like a Christmas knock-off!
1296. proactiv
1297. Happy Birthday Telly!
1298. glee deserves more than one golden globe nomination
1299. Happy Birthday Dot Marie Jones!!!
1300. It’s a Heyachele sex riot!!! (1/4/2012)
1301. happy Brittana two month anniversary!
1302. you think Lea Michele deserved the role of Eponine in the new Les Mis movie
1303. I prefer the bangles
1304. baby, it’s really hot. turn the sun down!
1305. ross perot
1306. Naya and her Puerto Rican accent are perfect
1307. Kurt! Jazz hands!
1308. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
1309. Bud
1310. you don’t bite your nails, you trim them
1311. you remember when Kurt like Finn instead of Blaine
1312. All. All the smells.
1313. May 22nd. the day a part of you will die
1314. please don’t sing
1315. you know that Sugar and Mike CAN SING
1316. you want to snatch that sparkle
1317. Summer Nights
1318. you’re extremely proud of Darren
1319. the Lea Michele
1320. you call Heather “HeMo”
1321. you don’t know that word
1322. you open your mouth and a little purse falls out
1323. you care about the Santana of it all
1324. wassup mail?
1325. #SnickerPulling should be a trending topic on twitter
1326. you hear a Barbra Streisand song on the radio and think of Lea Michele
1327. who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun
1328. THAT SONG WAS SO DEPRESSING. YOU MAY ACTUALLY BE DEAD
1329. you do speak Spanish, gracias
1330. #iheartglee
1331. #welovenaya
1332. Blaine + Katy Perry songs = musical otp
1333. santana + Amy Winehouse songs = musical otp
1334. Happy 25th birthday Naya Rivera!!!
1335. friday the 13th = Dianna Agron Day
1336. only gleeks (and Sue Sylvester) can insult Will Schuester
1337. Hummelberry + Barbra = Musical OTP
1338. 2012 is the year of the gleeks
1339. the only reason why you know certain songs is because they were covered on glee
1340. you read Britain as Brittana
1341. you loved the PCA’s… until glee lost to HIMYM
1342. let’s see
1343. Happy Birthday Grant Gustin!
1344. you write RIVERA instead of river
1345. you spent your Saturday watching the glee marathon
1346. you’re going to watch the Golden Globes just to see the cast
1347. you would probably die of happiness if HeMo ever got a twitter
1348. hella drop crotch
1349. you get excited when anything glee related is a trending topic on twitter
1350. you prefer canon over nikon
1351. happy 10 month Kainiversary!!!
1352. you will never find another show like glee
1353. #politeobservationfromacanadian
1354. Brittana glance
1355. in your mind, you can sound like whomever you want. so lay off, haters
1356. The Land of Stories
1357. it’s because I’m white, right?
1358. hey Terri, i wanna make a fake baby with you
1359. Klaine glance
1360. #savechordoverstreet
1361. LEATHER ONESIE!
1362. welcome to the naya-fandom. you can leave your heterosexuality at the door
1363. BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!
1364. Artie “fucking” Abrams
1365. Naya Rivera HAS to be Johanna in Catching Fire
1366. while you watch glee, you like to play “spot the casts’ poorly covered tattoos” game
1367. you said “i beg you” so it must be important!
1368. HeMo is our dancing queen
1369. dude, your mouth is huge! how many tennis balls can you fit in there?
1370. most teachers think that by cutting class you might actually improve your grades
1371. maybe try rocking back and forth; people do that in movie
1372. #GleeksWantDiannaOnGlee
1373. you will LEGALLY buy Naya Rivera’s CD
1374. you’re not alarmed by the disco ball
1375. It’s a Naya Rivera Birthday Sex Riot!!! 1-22-2012
1376. you know Naya was named after a parrot
1377. Emma: “are you seeing more ethnic Maria’s today?” Artie: “that’s rude”
1378. you don’t want something, you wants it
1379. artie’s rolling in the deep
1380. artie + Michael Jackson songs = musical OTP
1381. you’re thankful comrade obama still allows christmas
1382. you know the exact story of how Hemo became Brittany
1383. you love and support Naya
1384. WHO’S BAD?
1385. two words: Michael Bolton… JACKSON!
1386. IT’S A MICHAEL JACKSON SEX RIOT!!!
1387. you’ve accidentally called your teacher “Mr. Schue”
1388. glee cast + children = ADORABLE!
1389. annie are you okay?
1390. #GleeHee
1391. #finchel4life
1392. you want to sit on Artie’s wheelchair
1393. alright, twink. I think it’s time I show you a little Lima Heights hospitality.
1394. you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
1395. you are a glee hoarder
1396. cleaned up, corporation progress, dying in the process, children that can talk about it, living on the railways…
1397. IT’S A GLEE CAST SEX RIOT!!! 1-29-2012
1398. the cellists in smooth criminal
1399. you’re watching CSI just to see Grant
1400. washing your fruit always reminds you of glee
1401. you’re watching the smurfs and realize that neil patrick harris and jayma mays worked previously together on glee
1402. you died the moment Finn proposed to Rachel
1403. Naya is a sex bomb!
1404. Sit Down, Blaine
1405. you’re like a modern day eggs benedict
1406. bouncing on a pogo stick
1407. You Can’t Scream, You Can’t Scream
1408. underboob
1409. you used to be normal, then glee came along
1410. you’re patiently waiting for Naya to tweet about Hemo
1411. Happy 25th Birthday Hemo!!!
1412. this is toned down. In the original the unicorn was riding you
1413. Flirt, Hurt, Frozen Dessert, Shirt, Revert, Heart, Start
1414. lea “spoiler” michele
1415. you were pissed that the glee movie didn’t include the Klaine and Brittana kisses
1416. happy Brittana three month anniversary!
1417. puck doesn’t have a mohawk, he has a pet squirrel
1418. your heart felt so close to mine
1419. Burt Hummel, father of the year
1420. Rachel has four gay dads
1421. you used to want to be cool, then glee helped you accept your dork self
1422. your friends get annoyed with all your glee references
1423. you’re a vegetable
1424. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
1425. Sebtana is your new crack!ship
1426. over and over and over again
1427. gansta!britt
1428. mamase mamasa mamakusa
1429. La Isla Bonita
1430. Coco-Cola, kiss my grits, and Harvard University
1431. it’s not a choice, idiot
1432. annie is NOT okay
1433. now get the hell out of my auditorium
1434. Blaine the pirate
1435. you can name every episode from every season in order
1436. you still love Sebastian and always will no matter what
1437. eres sexy y lo sabes
1438. you wish Puck cleaned your pool
1439. your attempts to stay spoiler free always fail
1440. holy crap! are you pregnant?
1441. you ship Faberry more than Finchel
1442. we don’t wear blazers here
1443. eye love you
1444. happy 25th birthday Darren!!!
1445. you can quote Blaine’s speach to Kurt from Original Song
1446. little numbers
1447. NOT ASPERGERS!
1448. when Modern Family won again you wanted Cory Monteith to channel his inner Finn and be like “Sit down, Modern Family!”
1449. Becky
1450. you think “Ben” should have been changed to “Blaine”
1451. you make me wanna be your boyfriend
1452. you know mr. schue has rock star hips
1453. 40 acres and a pool
1454. te dijo te amo
1455. you may look like the villain out of a cheesy eighties high school movie, but you should know that i am fully prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass
1456. influence
1457. you lost your wheelchair
1458. that pervy clown judge was freakin’ high as a kite
1459. your heart hurts every time your favorite character cries
1460. you want a teacher like Holly Holiday
1461. Brittana is your OTP but you can’t help shipping Sebtana
1462. Damian McGinty is Gorgeous
1463. you talk about hypothetical situations that involve glee characters with your friends
1464. you know what was Lea’s password when she first got a twitter account
1465. you can’t make it through “sleeping beauty” without crying
1466. cooper anderson
1467. as if we never said goodbye
1468. LIP LOCKer
1469. oh dear god please yes
1470. Cutest. Smile. Ever.
1471. the show and the cast are always on your mind
1472. Fancy.
1473. bicurious, bicorn, bilingual
1474. Music Box
1475. you go “all lima heights” when you hear someone say that Brittany does not love Santana
1476. #duende
1477. you’ve been gleed baby
1478. you’re patiently waiting/wishing for the announcement of the Glee Live 2012 tour
1479. WWMD
1480. they changed your life
1481. love is love is love is love
1482. you know taping things to your underboob is not violent; it’s clever
1483. where’s tina???
1484. the music is never too loud… until the police come
1485. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF, RUSTED
1486. criminal chipmunk
1487. you pulled your hamstring, you went to a misogynist
1488. February 14th …wut?
1489. you want the glee cast to perform at the Superbowl Halftime show next year
1490. with whose vagina?
1491. you won’t stop until it’s trending
1492. tits, nipples, underboob, vagina. wanky
1493. you know that Sue has only called Emma by her name once
1494. you have learned to accept every part of yourself
1495. every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion
1496. Color
1497. You, Me, & Charlie
1498. La Cucaracha!
1499. your friend starts watching glee and you immediately convert them to your ship
1500. you bark the theme song to dora the explorer
1501. February 14th isn’t Valentine’s Day, it’s Brittana Kiss Day
1502. you’re afraid of rock salt
1503. you use more than one exclamation mark and it feels like you’re turning into lea michele
1504. love is in the air
1505. el es caliente, soy caliente
1506. this is my education and it’s not a joke to me
1507. you say “wanky” instead of “that’s what she said”
1508. sugary …wut?
1509. you know that despite its flaws, the show has actually saved lives.
1510. only spanish teachers are substituted!
1511. Go Your Own Way
1512. well i don’t like, living under your spotlight
1513. you remember there used to be male Cheerios
1514. she’s wearing a pantsuit
1515. puckasaurus
1516. WWMJD
1517. Happy Birthday Amber!!!
1518. Teen Jesus
1519. Teen Lesbians
1520. someone says they’re a huge gleek, you interrogate them with your knowledge
1521. Happy 11 Month Klainiversary!!!
1522. you pay more attention to the relationship status of your OTP than you do to your own
1523. our periods don’t come until the end of the month
1524. Kevin McHale lost Michael Jackson, Naya Rivera lost Amy Winehouse, and Amber Riley lost Whitney Houston. Someone hide Barbra Streisand!
1525. all i want is a normal salad that doesn’t have chicken feet in it!
1526. tin roof MUSTARD!!!
1527. Joe Hart
1528. you love the sound of applause, even if you have to buy it
1529. single people are sad and boring and they don’t exist in my world
1530. you want to go to the Sugar Shack
1531. 2/14/2012 - Best. Valentine’s Day. Ever.
1532. your dad makes awkward lube jokes
1533. at any given point, there will never be enough Darren Criss
1534. maybe my dad can buy Ireland
1535. Huh! Lift and scrub. Who knew it was so easy?
1536. you are proud of Santana for using the word “girlfriend” in Heart
1537. i’m crying right now, just thinking about it
1538. *tiny claps*
1539. you want sebofsky to happen
1540. Honesty. Respect. Dance.
1541. the SBL trailer is perfect
1542. In honor of the voters!
1543. we can’t come here anymore
1544. Love is Love
1545. Jesuuus! Hollaaa!
1546. Bible Thumper
1547. DHDA
1548. my guess is Simon because that name’s the gayest
1549. you now follow Rachel Berry’s nightly routine
1550. Regionals = 1 year of Klaine
1551. you know who Adam Kolkin is
1552. The God Squad
1553. this is such bullcrap!
1554. do you people just carry those around?
1555. you don’t know what you’ll do during the hiatus
1556. I found mine ten minutes ago
1557. #DontCutFaberry
1558. you know who Kellen is
1559. Praise.
1560. GLEE-MAIDS
1561. glee is no longer a comedy, it is a dramedy
1562. Mckinley’s graduation is more important than yours
1563. 12:16 p.m.
1564. Cherish/Cherish is the song for the kiss that made history
1565. bike chanderson is the best bromance ever
1566. other think glee is not that great anymore, but you still believe it’s the best show in the world
1567. yaaaaaaaay
1568. you have your own religion. It’s called Gleethism. Ryan Murphy is Gleesus, and the cast are glods and glodesses. And every Tuesday you go to Church.
1569. you feel all the emotions the characters are feeling
1570. ON MY WAY
1571. f*** you 7 week hiatus!!!
1572. you don’t want Quinn to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life
1573. Naya’s tweet about shooting Brittana scenes all day made this hiatus even more miserable
1574. Sara La Touf is your hero
1575. Britahhhna
1576. no matter where you are or the situation you are in, hearing or reading the words “on my way” will bring you to tears
1577. there you go blue tooth
1578. you know glee doesn’t have continuity because it’s all shoved into Quinn’s locker
1579. i just want a song
1580. i’m looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again
1581. paradeoffashions
1582. quiet please, children, quiet now
1583. you downloaded Santana and Brittany’s Infinite Playlist
1584. despite the mistakes quinn has made in the life, you’ll always have a special place in your heart for her
1585. Naya’s rapping in Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
1586. you can’t listen to Cough Syrup without crying
1587. you get distracted by giant horse teeth
1588. Chapel of Love
1589. someone asks you if you have a certain song and your response is “no, but I have the glee version”
1590. you want to have breakfast at Tiffany’s
1591. Cory is an amazing actor and has no flaws. none. 
1592. Heya riot of february 24th
1593. you want Kurtosfky to happen
1594. every time Finchel kiss you make Santana’s disgusted face
1595. hearing “Chapel of Love” makes you have post traumatic stress disorder
1596. you now start crying whenever you see a red car
1597. you wonder what would have been said if Kurt had answered “one of those stupid calls”
1598. you can point out all the Warblers by name
1599. you just want a Brittany centric episode, just one
1600. I’m so happy right now
1601. all you’ve been worrying about since the last glee came out is Quinn and what’s gonna happen with the show if something happens to her
1602. Dermit
1603. true love
1604. freakin’ sex tornado
1605. but i have gym…
1606. you hear a Journey song and immediately thing of Mr. Schue
1607. Kurtofsky… wut?
1608. you’re looking forward to meeting Rachel Berry’s children
1609. you would die for a Brittana duet
1610. you hear a song with male and female vocals and immediately think it’s Finn and Rachel
1611. you’re looking forward to marriage equality in all 50 states
1612. SCHUE, GET SOME FRIENDS!!!
1613. you can quote the show from memory
1614. Chris Colfer is perfect
1615. Sweet Potato
1616. you’re a lot better than you know
1617. F-Rod & A-Rach
1618. HeMo Our Dancing Unicorn
1619. you know the story behind Don’t Stop Believin’
1620. you want to punch Sebastian in the face
1621. The Damian Dance
1622. House of Glee
1623. we’ll always have subway
1624. you know that Duende means dwarf
1625. you often ask yourself, what would Naya Rivera do?
1626. you know what got Jennifer Hudson kicked off American Idol
1627. Naya and Lea made you listen to Lana Del Rey’s music
1628. you wish you could have glee back! right now!
1629. mike is the perfect boyfriend
1630. soulless automatons
1631. everything is monchele and nothing hurts!
1632. Losers and Things
1633. you are still waiting for the bibs that Santana and Mercedes had personalized for Breadstix
1634. you screamed when quinn got hit by the car
1635. eat your heart out Kate Middleton
1636. the Lima Bean
1637. sexy 70s jumper
1638. seredipitweet
1639. you know chicks dig accents
1640. you are still waiting for the On My Way faberry deleted scene
1641. you could naya not think she’s hot?! SHE’S HOTTER THAN HOT!
1642. your Brittana sense are tingling- BRITTANA HAS JUST GLANCED!
1643. mouses
1644. it’s a Darren Criss Sex Riot!! 3-3-2012
1645. Fabray-Berry or Berry-Fabray?
1646. #ReplaceGleeSongsWithLesbian
1647. is it April 10th yet?
1648. Tina Blowen Wang
1649. you want a DVD with all the Faberry deleted scenes
1650. you love the blazer
1651. you’d rather fail an exam than miss a new episode of glee
1652. you’re waiting for this cough syrup to come down
1653. you watch glee like it’s the Super Bowl
1654. AAAAAA-MAZING
1655. you know that Barbra has her own mall
1656. Chapel of Love has replaced Marry You as your official Glee Wedding Song
1657. you’re picking up the girls that fall off ole’ puckosaurus
1658. you know who “xoxo A.” is
1659. Dave Karofsky is a teddy bear
1660. the one time you have a bad day, glee is on hiatus
1661. let’s take it from the top
1662. nice Star Wars sheets
1663. wow, what a catch, can’t believe i ever let you go
1664. I’d like to see you sing something straight
1665. you don’t know where to get the cool airplane cups
1666. you realized they changed the cheerios skirts
1667. you want to fast forward the next 7 weeks
1668. every time you read “it’s a _____ sex riot!!” you read it just like sue sylvester
1669. you want to be as beautiful as Quinn, sing like Rachel, dance like Brittany, feel as comfortable in your body as Mercedes, love and be loved like Santana, be a big support for the one you love like Tina, and be so sure about being awesome like Sugar
1670. you know the Warbler Call
1671. you just want to see all of them accomplish their dreams
1672. you can identify which version of Don’t Stop Believin’ is by hearing only the intro
1673. this hiatus freaking sucks
1674. is another season of the glee project really necessary?
1675. spongehair squarechin
1676. the arts matter
1677. whenever you see Naya’s proactiv commercial on tv, you drop whatever you’re doing and watch it
1678. every time Kurt and Dave have a scene together, it breaks your heart
1679. “can I see that, I’ve never seen it. Let’s have a screening at my house.”
1680. The Justin Bieber Experience
1681. you know that James Earl Jones shot Martin Luther King
1682. you will never love another show as much as you love glee
1683. you want a LeCar
1684. you kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop
1685. Lady Trousers
1686. your body is like a warm chocolate souffle, if you don’t warm it up right it doesn’t rise
1687. you remember the birthdays of everyone in the glee cast better than your family/friends birthdays
1688. you shop a Kids “R” Us
1689. if you were a country, your flag would be a fist giving the rest of the world a finger
1690. who wears a reindeer sweater? 
1691. The Gay Squad
1692. I’ll color you yours any day
1693. where did Shelby go?
1694. it’s sad, you’re just sad
1695. #neneday
1696. you’re watching a character on the show, you feel like you’re watching your own life
1697. Chris Colfer is a sex god
1698. you write Spierce instead of Spears
1699. you fall for guys who dance like Finn
1700. you want to take a chainsaw to the face of anyone who says Kurt is a stereotype
1701. Achele’s hand-hold in Somebody To Love
1702. Happy Brittana one month Kissiversary!
1703. Stalker!
1704. you think that Mr. Schue has had a “Terri”ble marriage
1705. Happy Klaineiversary!!
1706. you see “ambassador” but read it as “am-badass-ador”
1707. Brit Santana
1708. hummbelberry + wicked = musical otp
1709. Tuesdays are not the same without new episodes of glee
1710. you really want Chris Colfer to do a book tour after Land of Stories comes out
1711. Glee LockOut feels longer than the NBA LockOut
1712. ohh myyy goodness I’m in love with naya rivera!!! she’s so damn gorgeous
1713. you can’t help but cry after every glee song you hear
1714. you see a red buggie and have a mental breakdown
1715. your punishment is “no glee this week!”
1716. Damian got verified on Twitter?! *PROUD MAMA TEARS*
1717. “how do you spell loser? I’m going to write it in his forehead?”
1718. you know life’s too short to even care at all
1719. you love the way Sue says Glee Club
1720. you listen to the songs, you can play out the performances in your head
1721. I carry a rape whistle!
1722. you’re tired of waiting for April 10th
1723. you see Naya Rivera’s proactiv commercial and want to buy the product just cause she’s the spokesperson
1724. you cry when hearing the songs, watching the episodes, reading the spoilers, when they win awards, and when you read/watch interviews
1725. you remember when glee used to air on Wednesdays
1726. you’re going to feel more sentimental about  McKinley High’s graduation than your own
1727. you sing “Sexy And I Know It” in Spanish
1728. no matter what anyone else says, it’s so much more than just a show
1729. you call the Proactiv company and ask how many bottles you need to buy so you can meet Naya Rivera
1730. please say you love me back, please
1731. you know Grant’s dance to Moves Like Jagger
1732. I can’t stop thinking about Quinn
1733. you hate the word graduation
1734. gay cyclops
1735. Christopher Cross discovered America
1736. Ballad is a male duck
1737. meerkats remind you of Grant Gustin
1738. you look hot and smart, and you feel like Michelle Obama
1739. 2 WEEKS LEFT!!!
1740. earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra
1741. you’ve seen I Am Number Four, New Year’s Eve, and are going to see Struck By Lighting
1742. Naya hosting the GLAAD awards
1743. NEVER believe a word that comes out of Ryan Murphy’s mouth. NEVER.
1744. you link your girlfriend’s pinky with yours
1745. it pisses you off when people don’t pronounce Dianna’s last name correctly 
1746. glee is the best thing that ever happened to you
1747. glee is like fashion week… with music
1748. you can’t believe there are only 8 episodes left
1749. you can’t listen to Dr. Dre’s Nothing But a G Thang the same way again
1750. disco sucks!
1751. the only people who can bash the show are other gleeks
1752. you will always support the cast after glee
1753. white chocolate is more than candy to you
1754. One Week!!!
1755. you’re always afraid scenes from the promos will get cut
1756. you read that One Tree Hill is ending and all you thought about was Brittany
1757. Brittana for Prom King and Queen!
1758. IT’S A NAYA RIVERA SEX RIOT!!! 4-4-2012
1759. 8 episodes in a row!!!
1760. you watched the Kids’s Choice Awards just to see Chris Colfer get slimed
1761. waiting a week for glee is more painful than waiting 7 weeks
1762. Brittany, are you flirting with my man?
1763. Kevin Machale’s Fashion Sense
1764. you read all the you know you’re a gleek when’s and understand everything
1765. the lighting
1766. I know that all the kids in the glee club, they fight and they steal each others’ boyfriends and girlfriends and they threaten to quit, like, every other week. But weird stuff happens in families. Family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
1767. fate has laid a hand
1768. you think you’re the biggest Gleek in the world
1769. erotic tattoo of ryan seacrest
1770. you are STILL watching glee
1771. you’re going to get through this. Because I’m going to help you. And so is everyone else who loves you and accepts you for who are. Ans if they can’t accept that, then - screw ‘em
1772. Santana: “I saw you checking out Sam’s ass the other day. You know, you really need to be more careful with your leering.” Karofsky: “I didn’t. I was just seeing what jeans he was wearing.” Santana: “Like that’s any less gay.”
1773. you get Schue and shoe confused
1774. you’ve rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction
1775. the best Easter gift you got was the release of “I’m Still Standing” and “Up Up Up”
1776. IT’S FINALLY APRIL 10TH! you survived the 7 week glee hiatus!
1777. Ladies and Gays
1778. Brittana Sex Tape
1779. Senior Ditch Day
1780. I don’t want to see the spectacle that is michael, I want to be the spectacle that is michael
1781. Brittana
1782. things are serious, a man in a dress id dead
1783. margaret thatcher dog
1784. you always watch the previous episode right before the new one, just to make sure you didn’t miss anything
1785. you see a screepcap of Brittany in her cheerios uniform and can tell what season it’s from by her bangs
1786. Kurtofsky
1787. you know why the Kurtofsky Shippers are called Pirates
1788. are you talking to me right now? because I can’t tell if you’re talking to me if you’re not pointing your finger
1789. I want one blonde and one brunette
1790. you love Dianna’s cotton candy voice
1791. you can get a sunburn indoors, at night
1792. you know what the Apple  guy, the Facebook guy, and A-BRO-ham Lincoln have in common 
1793. mr. schuester needs at least one adult friend
1794. you have pills for that
1795. Naya Perfect Rivera
1796. Faberry
1797. the choreography for Disco Inferno is perfect
1798. If I Can’t Have You has been on repeat since it came out
1799. Coachella 2012 will forever be associated with Monchele in your mind
1800. Finchel
1801. you support Rachel’s right to be unhappy with Finn for the rest of their lives
1802. you still have faith that Puckleberry will still happen, even though graduation is in seven episodes time
1803. you know Simon was the gay apostle
1804. a bull testicle tastes the same as a chicken testicle
1805. Gay Berry
1806. you know the square root of 4 equals rainbows
1807. you know on glee puck is a bad boy, but in real life Mark is the worst boy
1808. having trouble breathing lol
1809. even though there is going to be a season 4, it still feels like the end
1810. you’ve had the Whitney songs on repeat since they were released
1811. we’re gonna go straight to the teenage love making
1812. score!
1813. mr schue, save us, coach sue is meaner than tabitha
1814. Tike
1815. you want friends like Kurt and Mercedes
1816. you know that one day, many many years from now, you will be driving in your car and don’t stop believin’ will come on the radio and you will pull over to the side of the road and start crying, just thinking about how much this group of kids and their little show choir changed your life. 
1817. Samcedes
1818. Happy Birthday Ian Brennan!!!
1819. you have you box of tissues ready because you know you will cry during this week’s episode
1820. only Brittany S. Pierce would splice a sex tape with scenes of a cat doing household chores
1821. you love the silly faces Chris makes when he notices he’s on camera
1822. you love the Samcedes hallway scenes
1823. you wish Quinn would have kept her pink hair
1824. IT’S A HEYA SEX RIOT!!! 4-24-2012
1825. you know Kurt poops rainbow glitter
1826. life’s too short to blind people with rock salt
1827. you’ve seen hoarders and this is how it starts
1828. it looks weird if a person just has tanned hands
1829. instagrant
1830. you’ve looked up freecreditratingtoday.com 
1831. role-swapping
1832. where’s Ti- ehm… Quinn?!
1833. you say “a thousand percent” while talking about something you’re sure about
1834. IT’S A NAYA RIVERA #sexriot ;-) 4-26-2012
1835. lesbian bed death
1836. IT’S A HEYA SEX RIOT!!! 4-27-2012
1837. St. Berry
1838. Happy Birthday Harry & Jenna!!!
1839. here’s what you missed: Brittany and Santana tease their hair. They put bows in it. They’re wearing silver dresses. It’s Whitney. *GLEE!*
1840. you survived the week of Brittana-Heya-Naya sex riots
1841. Happy 26th Birthday Dianna Agron!!!
1842. Breadstix
1843. Quick
1844. womanly
1845. you think this is hard? try being a gleek! that’s hard!
1846. they should be called the No Directions
1847. you are sometimes more excited for the promo than the actual episode
1848. Happy Brittana  6th month anniversary!!!
1849. Hat Rack. Asian Horror Movie. Little Oprah. Rojo Caliente. Salsa Caliente. 
1850. whoreders
1851. you remember when Jesse was in the New Directions
1852. you pick a song about crazy women in their panties killing their men for chewing gum
1853. you searched “Mercedes Inferno” on YouTube to see if it was a real video
1854. never brush after you gel - disaster
1855. Happy 10 month Brittana/Heya Dublin Kiss Anniversary!!!
1856. what cake?
1857. even you, Blaine
1858. you girls are cray cray
1859. it’s wet. real wet.
1860. #whatwouldrihannasay
1861. #SuckMyCockiness 
1862. every time you’re sad, you lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry
1863. you’ll never say U2 is overrated 
1864. remember, show choir kills
1865. let’s hug it out
1866. when you’re different, when you’re special, sometimes you have to get used to being alone
1867. your paintbrush doesn’t have spell check
1868. I actually really love dinosaurs
1869. Becky, Blaine and I are gay, remember?
1870. I’ll just pretend to be an ice sculpture. If Brittany sees me, I’m sure she’ll pass me by
1871. he ran into your knife ten times
1872. what makes you different makes you special! Stay in school, kids! 
1873. a new song comes out and you can tell who is singing just by hearing their voice
1874. It’s a Prom miracle!
1875. that’s a wrap!
1876. you never want it to end
1877. two weeks until your heart breaks forever
1878. you’re tried watching those movies but get horribly depressed
1879. you started tearing up when you read the cast’s season 3 wrap-up tweets
1880. RIP Mark’s Mohawk - 5-12-2012
1881. you were as naive as emma about afternoon delight
1882. We Always Kiss
1883. SINGLE MY BUTT
1884. why does mine say “drink ‘til she’s cute?”
1885. you will always think of Damian when you watch Toy Story
1886. you’ll never be the same after May 22, 2012
1887. Nayanna Quinntana Rivergron Fandom
1888. you will always be grateful for this show. Even for the bad stuff. It was all worth it. 
1889. trick or treat! bada bing!
1890. horris
1891. stop making out with Berry and get to the Spanish room, Quinn
1892. MONCHELE MAKEOUT RIOT 5-14-12
1893. The Original 5
1894. you noticed that Quinn didn’t take a prom photo
1895. you make Kurt’s “sexy faces” while listening to Animal
1896. Happy 14 Month Klaineiversary
1897. black Sue and original recipe Sue are gonna take care of it
1898. you ARE loved punkin’, you are NOT alone
1899. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
1900. when does Asian Santa get here?
1901. 5.15.12: the REAL wemma sex riot!
1902. you can imagine telling your kids how Glee changed your life
1903. Puck is not worthless
1904. you remember when Will used to rap
1905. Kevin’s ponytail
1906. Happy 3rd Brithday, Glee!!!
1907. you get just as nervous as they do before Nationals
1908. i’m flattered, santana, but I’m really not that into that
1909. you know Lord Tubbington poops candy bars
1910. aaahh to be 20 and stupid again… ;-)
1911. Does he live here or something? Seriously, you are always here.
1912. you really want Lord Tubbington to stop smoking and quit using ecstasy
1913. Blaine and Kurt’s Halloween costumes
1914. when given the choice between Gelfing, Porcelain and Tickle-Me-Dough-Face, you pick Porcelain
1915. and plus my pillow and blanket fell in the pool! Disaster!
1916. Maribel Lopez aka The Best Mom Ever.
1917. the cast need a reality show
1918. you know all the songs off Mark Salling’s Pipe Dreams album
1919. once a gleek, always a gleek
1920. C-! That’s a Puckerman A+!
1921. Mami, Papi, I’m gay
1922. When It’s Finally Time to Have Intercourse
1923. Noah Puckerman has had the best character development of anyone on the entire show
1924. it’s all fun and games until it’s not
1925. #webetrollin
1926. McKinley High School
1927. you felt nervous for Finn, Rachel, and Kurt before they opened their college letters
1928. Dalton Academy
1929. WMHS Cheerios 
1930. Burt Hummel aka The Best Father Ever
1931. Fabrevans
1932. Santana’s uncle Jesse mullet
1933. you can never say goodbye to Glee
1934. you cried when Kurt didn’t make it into NYADA
1935. Happy 22nd Birthday Chris Colfer!!!
1936. mr. broccoli head
1937. the Pierce-Lopez family